Dear Santa....its me again.

[Billy]

Yo Santa,

What's up? I hope you're not too stressed out by the bad economy and stuff. You rock, man. Thanks for the cool gifts last year.

I've been good this year, I swear. I did my homework, helped at home, and didn't fight much this year. I also cared for the planet and did some eco-friendly things like showering once a week

For Christmas, I want some simple things. Here they are:

1. A new bike. Mine is too small and lame. The one you brought has a puncture, you can take it back.
2. Some headphones. I love music, but it annoys my family. With headphones, I can jam to my tunes in peace.
3. Disney+. I heard it has awesome shows and movies. I want to watch Star Wars and Marvel stuff. They are epic.
4. A funny reindeer pic. Reindeers are hilarious and cute. I want a pic of one to make me laugh. Maybe you can take a selfie with one and send it to me.

That's it. I hope it's not too hard for you. I know the economy is bad. So bring these things and I will sure tip you well.

You're awesome, Santa. Have a great Christmas and a happy new year. Say hi to your wife, the elves, and the reindeers. I'll leave some sugar-free snacks for you and your crew.

Your pal,

 

[Blah]

Disney+ is awesome!

 

[Santa]

Ho Ho Ho!

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Santa